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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hangouts in Bangalore

Hangouts in Bangalore

Hi folks,
Came up across this link / blog where, a complete list of hangouts in Bangalore is listed.
It includes
  • All travel destinations in Karnataka,
  • Clubs
  • Restaurants
  • Pubs
  • Fast Food
  • Movies
  • Discos
  • Pool parlors
  • Education Institutes.
And many more
The excel sheet can be downloaded from here.




Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Gujarati funeral

Gujarati funeral


A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
(Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers and sisters:


Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,


I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry,
I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find
inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler
chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide
these among all of you.


On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.
There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and
Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American
T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.


Just distribute the rest among yourselves.


The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring
that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton
socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.


Please distribute all these fairly.


Love Smita.


PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not
feeling too well now a days.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Humor | Extra Marital Affairs

The 1st Affair: 

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!"


 The 2nd Affair:



A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"


The 3rd Affair: 

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damzed thing."





The 4th Affair: 

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."



The 5th Affair: 

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

 






Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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