* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.
because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnika
* Outer space exists
nt counted to infinity - twice.
e isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. * Rajnik
* When Rajnikant does a pushup,
hant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in
the back of the head. a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa
* Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn’t wea
r that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. es, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different sha
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV * There are no ra
cdes of black and blue. * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. * Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround
* Rajnikant can divide by **zero**. * Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in kick. k. Tom Cruise invented pink. * In the beginning there was nothing…th
* When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600. * Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pi
nen Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe. * Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. in thirty-seven seconds. * Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knoc
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant” * Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. * Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk
ks down one pin and the other nine faint. * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai. * Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. s also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair. Ra
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. * Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It w
ajnikant makes onions cry Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajnikant can build a snowman….. out of rain. Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajnikant can drown a fish. When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off. ts dodge Rajnikant. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things. Rajnikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bull
e spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google
oesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you
dstill have the chance.” Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle. , the cobra died. When Rajnikant gives you the finger, he’s telling y
Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pai
nou how many seconds you have left to live. Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird. utes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, wai
Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 mi
nting for the wheel to stop. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. t. Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up. Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At nig
hit gets in his way. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” ind every dead man, there is Rajnikant. Rajnikant destroyed the periodi
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Be
hc table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. Myyyyynd it !
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